What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:57
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO
Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
Why are men today so pussiefied?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.